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@@ -1958,3 +1958,11 @@ doing one. my cousin made me sit through some fucking musical twice.
 i just hate them. they bore me stiff. i think they’re just horrible.
 even _hair_. and they're always lousy music.
                -— john lennon, _the lost interviews_ by ray connolly
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+"politicians and diapers should be changed often,
+ and for the same reason."
+                                                       -- mark twain
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+"a bank is an institution will to lend you money,
+ provided you can prove that you don't need it."
+                                                       -- mark twain