X-Git-Url: https://git.madduck.net/etc/quotes.git/blobdiff_plain/a0d503afecaed0a972c4ea01b0e51ff9630e86b7..f03965a34befc7490eafd4d64f5b42fac0169363:/.quotes/quotes diff --git a/.quotes/quotes b/.quotes/quotes index a18b58b..3b74eab 100644 --- a/.quotes/quotes +++ b/.quotes/quotes @@ -280,7 +280,7 @@ darwinism is nothing without enough dead bodies. "never try to explain computers to a layman. it's easier to explain sex to a virgin." -- robert heinlein - + (note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.) % "a fundamentalist is someone who hates sin more than he loves virtue." @@ -969,7 +969,7 @@ this space intentionally left occupied. *** important disclaimer: by sending an email to any address, that will eventually cause it to end up in my inbox without much interaction, you are agreeing that: - + - i am by definition, "the intended recipient" - all information in the email is mine to do with as i see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it @@ -1139,7 +1139,7 @@ have you drugged your kids today? it's a lot better if you don't have to fake it." -- seymour cray commenting on virtual memory - + "but virtual memory still gets the job done." -- gr % @@ -1949,3 +1949,6 @@ uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹnoʎ % spooning leads to forking -- seen on a t-shirt by david & goliath +% +i don't want to get myself into a hot babe situation. + -- jonathan mcdowll, #debian-uk, 6 jul 2009