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 i don't want to get myself into a hot babe situation.
                          -- jonathan mcdowll, #debian-uk, 6 jul 2009
+%
+no. no musicals. i loathe musicals. i never did have a plan for
+doing one. my cousin made me sit through some fucking musical twice.
+i just hate them. they bore me stiff. i think they’re just horrible.
+even _hair_. and they're always lousy music.
+               -— john lennon, _the lost interviews_ by ray connolly
+%
+"politicians and diapers should be changed often,
+ and for the same reason."
+                                                       -- mark twain
+%
+"a bank is an institution will to lend you money,
+ provided you can prove that you don't need it."
+                                                       -- mark twain