+%
+i don't want to get myself into a hot babe situation.
+ -- jonathan mcdowell, #debian-uk, 6 jul 2009
+%
+no. no musicals. i loathe musicals. i never did have a plan for
+doing one. my cousin made me sit through some fucking musical twice.
+i just hate them. they bore me stiff. i think they’re just horrible.
+even _hair_. and they're always lousy music.
+ -— john lennon, _the lost interviews_ by ray connolly
+%
+"politicians and diapers should be changed often,
+ and for the same reason."
+ -- mark twain
+%
+"a bank is an institution will to lend you money,
+ provided you can prove that you don't need it."
+ -- mark twain
+%
+"alles gackert, aber wer will noch still
+ auf dem nest sitzen um eier zu brüten?"
+ -- friedrich wilhelm nietzsche
+%
+takt ist der auf das benehmen angewandte gute geschmack.
+ -- nicolas de chamfort
+%
+"die ideen, für die wir bereit wären, durchs feuer zu gehen,
+ sind oft nur der grund, das feuer zu legen."
+ -- jeannine luczak
+%
+"as if you could kill time without injuring eternity."
+ -- henry david thoreau
+%
+if a man in a forest speaks his mind freely
+and there is no woman to hear it
+is he still wrong?
+%
+sent from my private jet.
+%
+for four-fifths of our history,
+our planet was populated by pond scum.
+ -- j.w. schopf
+%
+i find television very educating.
+every time somebody turns on the set,
+I go into the other room and read a book.
+ -- groucho marx
+%
+anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it
+requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.
+ -- oscar wilde
+%
+to you i'm an atheist; to god, i'm the loyal opposition.
+ -- woody allen
+%
+suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress.
+But I repeat myself.
+ -- mark twain
+%
+too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
+ -- albert camus