"das internet wurde konzipiert, um einem atomschlag standzuhalten.
leider hatte kein militärstratege mit der deutschen telekom
gerechnet..."
- -- attila radnai
+ -- attila radnai
%
"next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the
nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those
refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by
convince himself that the war is just, and will thank god for the
better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque
- self-deception."
+ self-deception."
-- mark twain
%
in seattle, washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that
gentoo gives those people a place to be that isn't in debian"
-- andrew suffield
%
-"all i know is that i'm being sued for unfair business
+"all i know is that i'm being sued for unfair business
practices by micro$oft. hello pot? it's kettle on line two."
-- michael robertson
%
"no survivors? then where do the stories come from I wonder?"
-- captain jack sparrow
%
-bush/cheney '04: the last vote you'll ever have to cast.
-%
DISCLAIMER: this entire message is privileged communication, intended
for the sole use of its recipients only. If you read it even though
you know you aren't supposed to, you're a poopy-head.
"never try to explain computers to a layman.
it's easier to explain sex to a virgin."
-- robert heinlein
-
+
(note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
%
"a fundamentalist is someone who hates sin more than he loves virtue."
god's left, i would choose the left."
-- gotthold lessing
%
-"lessing was a heretics' heretic"
+"lessing was a heretics' heretic"
-- walter kaufmann
%
before he died, rabbi zusya said: "in the world to come they will not
"if you can dream it, you can do it"
-- walt disney
%
-"the unexamined life is not worth living"
+"the unexamined life is not worth living"
-- platon
%
bill gates, 1984: "640 k ought to be enough"
-- oscar wilde
%
"i am not in favour of long engagements. they give people the
- opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage,
+ opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage,
which i think is never advisable."
-- oscar wilde
%
"man sagt nicht 'nichts!', man sagt dafür 'jenseits' oder 'gott'."
- friedrich nietzsche
%
-"the vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- - george w. bush
+"the vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
+ - george w. bush
%
"i have made good judgments in the past.
- i have made good judgments in the future."
- - george w. bush
+ i have made good judgments in the future."
+ - george w. bush
%
"we have a firm commitment to nato, we are a part of nato.
- we have a firm commitment to europe. we are a part of europe."
- - george w. bush
+ we have a firm commitment to europe. we are a part of europe."
+ - george w. bush
%
-"we are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- - george w. bush
+"we are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
+ - george w. bush
%
-"for nasa, space is still a high priority."
- - george w. bush
+"for nasa, space is still a high priority."
+ - george w. bush
%
"quite frankly, teachers are the only profession
- that teach our children."
- - george w. bush
+ that teach our children."
+ - george w. bush
%
"it isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
- it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
+ it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- dan quayle
%
-"it's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
+"it's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- george w. bush
%
"africa is a nation..."
%
... and don't get caught in the .NET!
%
-for years, we have thought that a million monkeys typing at a million
+for years, we have thought that a million monkeys typing at a million
typewriters would eventually produce the complete works of shakespeare.
today, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.
%
even our gigantic intellects."
-- oscar wilde
%
-"it is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."
+"it is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."
-- oscar wilde
%
"of course the music is a great difficulty.
*** important disclaimer:
by sending an email to any address, that will eventually cause it to
end up in my inbox without much interaction, you are agreeing that:
-
+
- i am by definition, "the intended recipient"
- all information in the email is mine to do with as i see fit and
make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it
it's a lot better
if you don't have to fake it."
-- seymour cray commenting on virtual memory
-
+
"but virtual memory still gets the job done."
-- gr
%
but half the bee has got to be, vis-a-vis its entity. you see?
but can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee,
when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
- -- monty python
+ -- monty python
%
"if you stew apples like cranberries,
they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does."
-- old chinese proverb
%
"never attribute to malice what can be
- adequately explained by incompetence."
+ adequately explained by incompetence."
-- mark twain
%
"i feel sorry for people who don't drink. when they wake up in the
%
life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
%
-"we americans, we're a simple people...
+"we americans, we're a simple people...
but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
-- robin williams, good morning vietnam
%
%
i stopped fighting my inner demons.. we're all on the same side now.
%
-< Ganneff> more love
-< Ganneff> latex good!
- -- #debian-devel
-%
"give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. teach a man to
fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. talk to a hungry man about fish,
and you're a consultant."
%
"i'm hot, and when i'm not, i'm cold as ice"
-- ac/dc, "problem child"
+%
+spooning leads to forking
+ -- seen on a t-shirt by david & goliath
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