Merge branch 'master' of ssh://git.madduck.net/~/git/pub/etc/quotes

[etc/quotes.git] / .quotes / quotes

diff --git a/.quotes/quotes b/.quotes/quotes
index 12661558d635919c538f75ee267dc40b8ada7b6a..3b74eabec611f070e98027f40b5e47f41e3321b0 100644 (file)
--- a/.quotes/quotes
+++ b/.quotes/quotes
@@ -280,7 +280,7 @@ darwinism is nothing without enough dead bodies.
 "never try to explain computers to a layman.
  it's easier to explain sex to a virgin."
                                                     -- robert heinlein
 "never try to explain computers to a layman.
  it's easier to explain sex to a virgin."
                                                     -- robert heinlein

-
+ 

 (note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
 %
 "a fundamentalist is someone who hates sin more than he loves virtue."
 (note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
 %
 "a fundamentalist is someone who hates sin more than he loves virtue."


@@ -969,7 +969,7 @@ this space intentionally left occupied.
 *** important disclaimer:
 by sending an email to any address, that will eventually cause it to
 end up in my inbox without much interaction, you are agreeing that:
 *** important disclaimer:
 by sending an email to any address, that will eventually cause it to
 end up in my inbox without much interaction, you are agreeing that:

-
+ 

   - i am by definition, "the intended recipient"
   - all information in the email is mine to do with as i see fit and
     make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it
   - i am by definition, "the intended recipient"
   - all information in the email is mine to do with as i see fit and
     make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it


@@ -1139,7 +1139,7 @@ have you drugged your kids today?
  it's a lot better
  if you don't have to fake it."
                           -- seymour cray commenting on virtual memory
  it's a lot better
  if you don't have to fake it."
                           -- seymour cray commenting on virtual memory

-
+ 

 "but virtual memory still gets the job done."
                                                                  -- gr
 %
 "but virtual memory still gets the job done."
                                                                  -- gr
 %


@@ -1732,12 +1732,6 @@ save the plankton - eat a whale.
  to eat with knitting needles."
                                -- miss piggy, on eating chinese food
 %
  to eat with knitting needles."
                                -- miss piggy, on eating chinese food
 %

-"a woman does not want the truth; what is truth to women? from the
- beginning, nothing has been more alien, repugnant, and hostile to
- woman than the truth - her great art is the lie, her highest
- concern is mere appearance and beauty."
-                                              -- friedrich nietzsche
-%

 "if java had true garbage collection,
  most programs would delete themselves upon execution."
                                                     -- robert sewell
 "if java had true garbage collection,
  most programs would delete themselves upon execution."
                                                     -- robert sewell


@@ -1826,14 +1820,14 @@ some companies call their prototypes "releases", that's all.
  blur as if all those grains of sand had lost their bearings and were
  falling all over each other just trying to get out of the way to make
  room for the next moment, or instant, or tick of the clock"
  blur as if all those grains of sand had lost their bearings and were
  falling all over each other just trying to get out of the way to make
  room for the next moment, or instant, or tick of the clock"

--- mc 900 ft jesus (http://www.theendoftheworld.org/900/spider1.shtml)
+-- mc 900 ft jesus (http://stuff.madduck.net/pub/misc/fun/newmoon.txt)

 %
 "for her, the dashed lines on the freeway were like grains of sand
  slipping, through an hour glass, ticking away the seconds, the
  minutes, and the hours of her life. if she got home a few minutes
  early on any given afternoon, it gave her a thrill as if she had
  stolen a little something back from death."
 %
 "for her, the dashed lines on the freeway were like grains of sand
  slipping, through an hour glass, ticking away the seconds, the
  minutes, and the hours of her life. if she got home a few minutes
  early on any given afternoon, it gave her a thrill as if she had
  stolen a little something back from death."

--- mc 900 ft jesus (http://www.theendoftheworld.org/900/spider1.shtml)
+-- mc 900 ft jesus (http://stuff.madduck.net/pub/misc/fun/newmoon.txt)

 %
 "health? what good is your health when you're otherwise an idiot?"
                                                 -- theodor w. adorno
 %
 "health? what good is your health when you're otherwise an idiot?"
                                                 -- theodor w. adorno


@@ -1955,3 +1949,6 @@ uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹnoʎ
 %
 spooning leads to forking
                              -- seen on a t-shirt by david & goliath
 %
 spooning leads to forking
                              -- seen on a t-shirt by david & goliath

+%
+i don't want to get myself into a hot babe situation.
+                         -- jonathan mcdowll, #debian-uk, 6 jul 2009