Merge branch 'master' of ssh://git.madduck.net/~/git/pub/etc/quotes

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@@@ -280,7 -280,7 +280,7 @@@ darwinism is nothing without enough dea
  "never try to explain computers to a layman.
   it's easier to explain sex to a virgin."
                                                      -- robert heinlein
 -
 + 
  (note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
  %
  "a fundamentalist is someone who hates sin more than he loves virtue."
@@@ -969,7 -969,7 +969,7 @@@ this space intentionally left occupied
  *** important disclaimer:
  by sending an email to any address, that will eventually cause it to
  end up in my inbox without much interaction, you are agreeing that:
 -
 + 
    - i am by definition, "the intended recipient"
    - all information in the email is mine to do with as i see fit and
      make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it
@@@ -1139,7 -1139,7 +1139,7 @@@ have you drugged your kids today
   it's a lot better
   if you don't have to fake it."
                            -- seymour cray commenting on virtual memory
 -
 + 
  "but virtual memory still gets the job done."
                                                                   -- gr
  %
@@@ -1820,14 -1820,14 +1820,14 @@@ some companies call their prototypes "r
   blur as if all those grains of sand had lost their bearings and were
   falling all over each other just trying to get out of the way to make
   room for the next moment, or instant, or tick of the clock"
- -- mc 900 ft jesus (http://www.theendoftheworld.org/900/spider1.shtml)
+ -- mc 900 ft jesus (http://stuff.madduck.net/pub/misc/fun/newmoon.txt)
  %
  "for her, the dashed lines on the freeway were like grains of sand
   slipping, through an hour glass, ticking away the seconds, the
   minutes, and the hours of her life. if she got home a few minutes
   early on any given afternoon, it gave her a thrill as if she had
   stolen a little something back from death."
- -- mc 900 ft jesus (http://www.theendoftheworld.org/900/spider1.shtml)
+ -- mc 900 ft jesus (http://stuff.madduck.net/pub/misc/fun/newmoon.txt)
  %
  "health? what good is your health when you're otherwise an idiot?"
                                                  -- theodor w. adorno
@@@ -1949,3 -1949,6 +1949,6 @@@ uÊ\8dop Ç\9dpısdn sı ɹoÊ\87ıuoɯ ɹnoÊ
  %
  spooning leads to forking
                               -- seen on a t-shirt by david & goliath
+ %
+ i don't want to get myself into a hot babe situation.
+                          -- jonathan mcdowll, #debian-uk, 6 jul 2009